Great, yet another thing for Neil Young to complain about.

*Grunts*
"The power of Christ compels you!"

"But God, how come Wonder Woman gets an invisible plane? I want one too!"

Just wait until he has to pull the Pope Mobile over at a Dairy Queen to evacuate a bad french dip. Then we'll be seeing the gluten free communion wafers.

An albino gargoyle?

Fake News, Fake Socks

I personally rep the westside, but to each their own.

Generally speaking, he looks like the type of kid who would demand one of those sticky badges from the pilot while being escorted off the plane by the air marshals for smoking Oxycontin in the bathroom.

IT really missed their moment. I haven't seen a local news piece about rogue clowns terrorizing teenagers in months.

Looks like the last few years have NOT been kind to John C. Reilly.

Eric Trump looks like a Surgeons General warning sticker on a box of roofies.

A more perfect Soviet Union

But he needs the bad pussy.

I see no treason to give him the benefit of the doubt

Hey, the dossier did specifically suggest a high probability of wet work..

A showress of gold

Donald Trump Jr. Jr. is my favorite new indie band!

They only book book reviews that cover books that are book-cover covers.

If I don't reach my daily goal of 6,00 steps, my phone automatically butt dials my ex while I'm crying myself to sleep.

I'm partial to the Jane Fonda Fidget Spinner myself.