If you stack them up tip to base, you could give the Man in the Moon something to sing about.

She just doesn't trust Apple Juice to give a fair deal for the artists is all. Should have stayed Tidal exclusive.

It's all downhill from there

This has to be the record for oldest rapper/youngest rapper appearing on the same album. Makes me think of Ken Griffey Jr. and his dad hitting back-to-back home runs for the Mariners.

I'll need to clear my afternoon first

Just stay away from the bathroom window

No, no, they said he has The Runs like Tom Cruise after a SeaOrg voyage.

Give yourself a hand for that one.

And my dragonfly down in the Commonwealth, waits for my return.

Damn Ghoul lawyers, always costing you an arm and a leg.

His lawyer said the office is currently surrounded by Super Mutants and that he'd call back next week.

That's a pretty cruel way of saying that they're not producing enough breast milk.

R'as al Dazzle

It's like trying to find a less bonery period of life than Middle School.

This guy sounds like a fucking Ghoul.
And not the good kind.

Beaten to death with a tire irony

God, Grits, and Gay Tourism: A Retrospective

You just rode the carousel to try it out, never sparing a though for the brave pioneers who fought for that carousel to be built.

At least he's still funnier than Jimmy Fallon.

Dammit, I left my tweezers back with my magnifying glass in the hotel room!