All those 'Great Job, Internet' articles are just AV Club enemas.

Shit, Gideon's Bible again? I told them I wanted some ADULT reading material!

If they don't do it gradually it can cause some serious internal damage to the site.

Nothing wrong with getting a little on the side.

Under the Boardwalk, if you catch my drift.

I'd do it pro bono

Cut my pay into pieces, this is my last retort

The international box office will love him this time!

*Signs contract to provide the voice of Egg-Fu in Wonder Woman 2*

Better than the post-baby butthole

It was a bad day for the owner of that Shawarma joint. First the city was destroyed, then Tony Stark absconded with his wife.

If the foreskin's healed, we'll file an appeal

Ann is Wonder Woman's daughter. I heard her father was a GI.

Poot Gingrich

Being that close to Scarlett Johansson on a regular basis would be enough to give any man a fatal fart attack.

We gon' get excommunicated like it's your birthday

Hit the road, Jack

Stack cheddar forever

It's tricky to turn the other cheek when Jay-Z changes styles every two lines.

If the foreskin shifts, you must acquit!