I said 'Acidic Orange Juice' is controlling the media and government through a shadowy cabal. Everyone heard me!

50 Cent has also drawn the ire of Jehovah's Witnesses for his unabashed and heretical celebrating of Birthdays.

If they put it off too long she'll be Lieutenant Marvel and then they'll have to spend all that money printing new business cards.

When Billy followed that stranger into the depths of the subway station he was but a boy. When he emerged, he was a man.

The man helped end apartheid for crying out loud. Let him rest in peace.

He has PTSD from getting mauled at the mall.

The Black Crusaders are going to be the main villain in the final Avengers film.

Maybe he suffers from a deathly fear of panthers?

I don't think we need to give the Electoral College any more publicity than absolutely necessary.

Seriously,
Have you
Any
Zeal for learning the
Anglo-Saxon linguistic descendant known as English,
Motherfucker
!

It's at least intelectully dishounest.

Well there is an awful lot of clamoring for a special seat…

You mean all those hours re-watching Game of Bones have been for nothing?

BUT HER RE-RUNS!!!1

Blitzer? I hardly have any sources!

Talk about givin' 'em the business end

Yeah, this here is like the Venezuela of snark.

You alive?

Walk On is probably my top Neil Young song

I feel like my parents lucked out with Aladdin, Lion King and Toy Story when I was young. Then classic rock and oldies with some Weird Al thrown in for good measure once I was a little older.