Yeah, it's the nipple placement that's the real variable here.

Bertie Botts Every Flavor Peens

Johnny Dementor

Nelly's out buying band-aids at Costco right now, but he'll be taking questions in the briefing room at 4.

I'm sorry, we were looking for "I am FURIOUS about this - bae!"

Woke me up, before you go go
Don't leave me slangin' bad like a yokel

I'm going to start culturally appropriating cultural appropriation. Checkmate.

DISASSEMBLE THE RICH
KEEP THE TEETH AND BONES
THEY CAN BE FASHIONED INTO WEAPONS AND TOOLS

Hi, I'd like a Venti Iced Skinny Hazelnut Macchiato, I'M NOT RACIST, Sugar-Free Syrup, Extra Shot, Light Ice, No Whip. Thanks.

I once woke up with a Method Man tramp stamp back in college, so as far as I'm concerned, I'm set for life.

What will you be next Wednesday? I'm having a little get together and I'd like a heads up if I need to "hide my kids, hide my wives" as the kids are calling it.

And this is why there ain't no such things as halfway crooks

Whippet, good

Cuck & Buck

Now, Ed got the lease and that's a known fact

Asses don't have hymens you fool! Get your head out of the gutter.

Probably closer to kamikaze on the evisceration scale.

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. An almost hymen is as good as no hymen at all.

I shudder to think of how he'll utilize his newfound wax president arsenal. Will he melt them down on air? Dress them up in animal costumes? Arrange them around his room so that they can watch him sleep? I can't rest until I know the truth.

His brain was full and he had to be excused.