I watched that movie on-demand a while back and I felt like a piece of my soul died of syphilis.

Count the nips.

Well it is an awfully bumpy ride, what with all the rutting of the tracks.

Seconded

Horizontal AND Perpendicular you say? Tell me more.

"Well then, I guess he's the guy. Wasn't too much trouble at all."

These puns are getting really Parcheesi.

"I always knew Progressives were the REAL fascists!"

Nah, the 241 man roster has already been set. Plus, those state youngsters just don't have the maturity or steady hand it takes to legislate in the big leagues yet.

Yahtzee!!

They're just going to roll out again during the exorcism scene anyway.

I'd love to jump her bones if you catch my drift.

I am Sbarrtacus!

We better get to the bottom of this one on the double!

van Houten hears a whodunit.

Jarritos most likely

Careful, in Game of Thrones topless could mean several different things.

There's just no avoiding that little fucker.

Well I guess it would make it a lot harder to kick away all those filthy beggars always asking for handouts and "shorter lines at the VA" whatever that stands for.

Tsary not Tsary