I decided to jerk from home today.

When was the last time an actor made a joke about an actor assassinating the president?

It's always calmezt in the eye of the stormzy.

All artists are puppets of the music industry. Except the Meat Puppets, oddly enough.

All Autoplay Videos Matter

Just have the twins do it.

Community Chest is being sued by the IRS and had to lay low for a while.

Future and Kendrick Lamar provided one of this morning’s highlights, surprising the shit out of me when I forgot I was wearing headphones.

Lifetime deceivement award

Landing that one anywhere but the AV Club would be a miracle indeed.

"Actually, it's called Shamayim" -Chided by Moses

As Deerhoof's complaints gait up from trot to canter, Daytrotter counters with disparagement discouragements.

It's already leaked onto RedTube

Nice, only 70 more to go.

Great Job, Computer.

U-Godda be kidding me

Dammit guys, we gotta go back. We left U-God in the garage again.

And inspect it with the Huebel Microscope.

Oh please people, the man was just making a John Wilkes Goof.

Fine, enjoy your muffin.
*Looks for nearest river*