"Along with opener 'Aural Stink,' this tour will surely 'shock' your senses."

The dominant hand

Come morning, I looked even more like a white zombie than Rob himself.

I remember Brotha Lynch using baby as slang for bloods. It's all starting to come together.

More bran than human, and with a muffin-top to boot.

Once I ate 3 bran muffins over the course of an evening and I was in the bathroom All Night Long. Can only imagine what 6,000 would be like.

So did the Trinity Killer.

The closest I've ever come to liking a Kiss song is The Replacements' cover of Black Diamond.

Sorry, the Arson/Vandalism Club is down the street.

If anything, Christmas at Ground Zero is actually gaining relevance.

But it's just a property crime! …most of the time.

I think at this point that if Weird Al were credibly accused of say… arson or something, I would just say fuck it, I guess I'm totally fine with arson now.

Eww, is there an acid reflux emoji?

There's somehow only a single article making use of the 'Depressing News' tag.

I don't wanna be a slayer no more / I'm not a slayer I just kill a lot

Lil' Carnage

Revela6ions

Still waiting on that Garden State cinematic universe to get going.

I preferred the the prequel Above Average Carnage

I dunno, Larryland is crawling with tourists, and pretty much everything is a fire hazard.