He'd probably have to ask Kevin Costner for permission first.

At least the green screen is pure canvas on which we can paint our hopes and dreams. Hank Cavil doesn't seem to have much untapped potential.

I actually really liked Henry Cavill in The Tudors, but I feel like the green screen should be compensated as much as he is.

I think the Stan Lee brand needs to head in a fresh, new direction. I wonder in Jon Hamm is available?

Nightcrawlers is pretty fun, but all too often it leads directly into Tummysticks which gets awkward real fast, let me tell ya.

There were very few moments in 2016 where I felt confident classifying this planet as having intelligent life. Simone Biles taking the gold was pretty cool I guess.

Intelligent life probably already visited us but landed during the gathering of the Juggalos or something and then Irish goodbyed after like a half hour.

More of a re-animation to be precise.

*RAAAWWWRRR*
*Runs and hides out in the woods*

Every single penny is an Abraham Lincoln Horcrux.

I wonder if they're planing on re-casting Stan Lee for cameos after he dies. I'm partial to Alan Alda myself.

I'm pretty sure everything but De Niro's exoskeleton is retired. His career feels like it's in the fetal position.

I guess every dog has his day-lewis

This is a sad day. I stumbled into The Infamous in middle school when pretty much all I listened to was hot garbage, and it's probably my most played album to this day. Also, both Prodigy and Havoc went to the same high school as my mom (albeit decades later) which is an anecdote that I've greatly overused over the…

Maple syrup makes my hands break out in hives so I generally tend to steer clear of Canadian novels.

"Are sloths extinct yet?"
"No sir, I believe not."
"Well hop to it, worm!"

Those creepy life-sized Jared cut-outs they used to have in every Subway always felt like they were undressing me with their dead eyes.

I like to believe that my cats domesticated ME and not the other way around. They also had me neutered and I'm not allowed up on the dinner table or else I get the spray bottle.

Hot cousins really are best when they're someone else's hot cousin.

'The longest walk of shame in all of Westeros' is an accomplishment in it's own right. And no amount of sapphires can buy back your honor.