I think this means that Rebel Wilson will be playing the new guy on SNL.

I'm a NutriBullet demonstrator at a Costco in St. Louis. The sweltering heat can make my palms mighty sweaty, but thankfully, The Lord is always on my side.

I don't recall anything of that nature taking place.

This guy is my second least favorite Spice Girl, but only because Sporty Spice could definitely beat me up which makes me feel like a tiny little boy with male pattern baldness.

If I were as bad at my job as Spicer is at his, I would have "several missing fingers" and little to no chance of "seeing my family again."

If the SDPD can't even arrest white celebrities they may as well fold up shop.

'The Peen Mile'

I've had scores of nights like that, but the only thing that ever got arrested was my emotional maturity.

"Now I am become Drunk, the destroyer of friendships."

Drew Barrymore has been stuck filming 50 First Dates on Adam Sandler's personal island for the last 14 years.

That's another 2 weeks wise guy!

?uestlove just hasn't been the same since he read the Necronomicon.

But the green monster gives me nightmares. That and red sox fans.

Agreed, but that ear captures my imagination more than his monologues.

Right, and I'm supposed to not watch Fever Pitch before bed for the 3rd time this week?

Colbert's mutant ear is a dead giveaway.

'Chariots of Water'

"Sharks are only found in two places on Earth: the northern and southern hemishperes."

It was a trap! Now you're stuck in a sauna with hawk harrelson!

Finally, someone who understands how crucial gills are!