Irrelevant. It's been weeks since that lovely lady I made love to in Saskatchewan has texted me back and I can confirm that the Canadian magic is gone.

If he was watching that certain scene with marty and his mom, then 'My Ding-a-Ling' suddenly makes a lot more sense.

Sorry… I checked IMDB and apparently love died in 69' along with Bryan Adams' chastity.

Such a nasty puppet

I dunno, a 2 week spring break can leave even the best of us pretty wasted.

To be fair, if cosby was truly being tried before a jury of his peers they would have to release a ton of serial killers from prison.

There should be a deathmatch between bob costas and joe buck, except it doesn't end until they're both dead. 2 garbage announcers enter, zero leave.

I like football on tv, shots of gena lee, hangin' with my friends, and TWINS!

I'll tell you what does come from brown cows:

If it were The Portugal. The Man. at least it would look like a proper list. As it stands I don't know what to make of it.

I feel like Chuck Berry would have gotten the credit he really deserved if that fucker from Back To The Future hadn't ripped him off like that. He was a true pioneer and he really deserved better.

Either way, I got to type ET 4 times in the same comment so I feel good.

Was Drew Barrymore the lead in ET? Or was ET the lead in ET? I feel like ET shouldn't count as a lead but I don't really want to step on any toes here.

Hook this!

That's heartening to hear. As long as he can still muster up enthusiasm for the Stones I'm happy. Plus I can say that Bob Dylan didn't give a shit about playing for me which is cool in its own right. I was dissed by a legend!

No, but I have seen several grown men naked.

To be fair, it was at a festival and I had just eaten an inhuman quantity of muscle relaxers so I was probably fairly raspy and mumbly too.

But I just got here!

Still better than the Druid-controlled media.

Oh he made it out just fine by escaping to the middle of the road.