My Christmas wish...

I use a beard trimmer without a head/attachment thingy. I think it's a Remington? Really cheap and old. It's buzzy and makes me giggle. Also it's the same one Mr. Rogue uses... on his face.

His duet with Springsteen ("Whip My Hair") was bar-none GENIUS.

I've decided to start thinking about Justin Bieber as a sweet little trans* boy. Not that I think he is - I just like him a whole lot better that way.

And Bryce Dallas Howard dyed her red hair blonde to be Gwen Stacy.

She's Gwen Stacy, Peter's first girlfriend. Infinitely less annoying in the comics than MJ.

That or Nips, which I thought was terrible poison candy when I was little. It's the candy for people who don't like candy.

Nice response. Speak the truth.

Not surprised at all at most of them, as many are legendary douchecanoes.

Ohh, and those freckles make me swoon. Why can't my hair look like this when I dye it red??

She sounds *almost* as awesome as my mom. And that's a HUGE compliment.

Mind. Blown.

I really, really, really can't stand that woman. She makes me physically ill. Her exploitation of gay/lesbian culture, "UR So Gay," and saying she can't be a full "tranny" every day... ugh.

This is what I've been saying for years. Teens are fucking amazing. Not all of them, mind you, but some will just blow you away. Their idealism is inspiring.

I hope so. That would seriously be awesome. Either that or I want her to move to a quaint farmhouse and spend her time riding ponies and letting her long (RED) hair flow in the wind. I think she needs to get away from Hollywood.

That's wonderful news. Narcotics are awful (after my surgery, I took too much Vicodin and didn't poop for EIGHT DAYS), and weed is (relatively) harmless. It has helped people I know that literally could not eat during IBS attacks.

I LOVE Effexor, although I take Effexor XR. Prozac, Celexa, and Wellbutrin didn't do shit. I have nasty anxiety attacks, and it really mellows me out. Not all medications work for everyone, and my problems are weird.

Put it on a warm slice of pie. Or do what I do and throw a cut-up banana in the microwave and put the ice cream on THAT.

Yeah, I agree with TheloniousFunk, play the board. The letter S is your best friend, and create more than one word at once. My partner just played PATHOGEN (out of PATH) and got a decent 25 points or so. I added an S to hit a Triple Word and created some crappy four-letter word (DONS, I think) and got 75 big ones.

He is a gentleman and a scholar. I love that guy.