I LOVE those Nexcare dots. I think they might just stop me from picking and peeling zits.

JC Emery is also there! My favorite romance author. The Bayonet Scars series is impossible to put down.

Who DOESN'T have a Dana Scully fetish?

She is really beautiful, but who gives a shit? She's funny as hell.

Cal was awesome, but you get out of it what you put into it. I did have one huge class (about 120 students), but I had some amazing 12-student seminars.

YEP ME TOO.

It doesn't have to be minorities vs. females vying for the same spots. Ideally, there would be enough opportunities for both, but in the white-male-dominated comedy world, there's really not. :(

At least in this country, they use nontoxic dyes and powders. I'm sure you breathe more shit on the streets of Salt Lake City.

I was going to express my sympathy but MMMMM CODEINE. That stuff gives me the warm fuzzies (and horrible memories of earaches to boot).

Ohhh, she lights a fire in my loins like almost no other lady.

This has got to be a high school project. They read The Crucible in English class and just took it a little too far.

I LOVE THIS, but I echo the Tim Curry/Rocky Horror fetishes as well. I keep thinking about asking my partner to do this, but I'm afraid it will be funny, not sexy.

My cousin just got a Pekingese, and I can attest that he is the SWEETEST dog in the world. He jumps on my lap and rolls over for belly rubs. He also never barks.

Yep. Breed of pillow.

I feel like we're living in a dystopia. :(

You probably already know, but we use this every time at the market:

I'll be in my bunk.

Little bit obsessed with St. Vincent lately. Also Astronautalis. I feel I'm a couple months (or years) late, but who gives a shit.

I think it's really passive-aggressive (it's something I'd do, natch). They get to select if you're notified or not. I'd bite the bullet if I were you. ;)

I really, really love Rachel Dratch. Yes, Fey and Poehler seem like they'd be amazing friends (even though I want the former's life and the latter's husband), but Dratch seems like she would make you laugh so hard you would pee. Just from one of her facial expressions.