Maybe spending so much time on Facebook is DRIVING them to drink. There are only so many status updates one can read without reaching for the Smirnoff.

She must get it from her awesome daughters. Never too old to do anything. :) Love it!

Hold the phone. There's a SHEARER that is famous? And adorable? And doesn't have the Shearer nose (in my family, at least...)?

This comment isn't set out to prove or disprove the above statements, but instead asks a question: are certain people more inclined to attract these "toxic" friends? My mom is the sweetest, most trusting person, and I swear she has had more of these friends than not. Are some of these "toxic" friends predatory?

I've definitely puked like that (the one on the right). When I didn't know I had gallstones, I was just having pain after I ate. I hadn't eaten or drank anything all day, so at night I took some Vicodin (and a cocktail of other stuff, including weed) and got ready for bed.

"Hooker clown?" Love it. I thought it was just me, but those beauty articles that claim to advertise "Find Your Right Red!" "Everyone Can Wear Red!" are completely untrue. Hooker clowns unite.

I was about to watch that for the first time recently but was deterred by the overall panning by critics. Is it worth it?

I remember reading a fan's comment that while Jon Hamm is the Hamm and is awesomely sexy, she would absolutely WRECK Vincent Kartheiser/Pete Campbell. I feel the same way.

Almost as sexy as him covering "Bad Romance" or Tegan and Sara covering "Umbrella." Gah! I have a thing for dark-haired, dark-eyed guitarists who sing.

HOLY moly is he gorgeous. They went to school and lived just down the street from me (ok, in the town over). Their mom is also awesome and very involved in local charity work. <3

All of the above is true.

I hearted almost every comment on here. I was laughing so hard. Hate to say it, but the ones Jezzies wrote are funnier than the originals.

I've never had them. What would you compare them to? Sugar Babies? Where can I find them?

Thanks for making me snort out my milk! SO perfect.

I love them! Especially when they go all stale. :)

It's embarrassing, those wrappers. I try to grab them all in one hand so I can justify, "Oh, it's really not that many."

Do you mean Whoppers? Because I want to try these Whoopers. ;)

Yeah, it's not candy. Just gross. It looks so delicious, too!

OH MY GOD EW. I have the problem with Tootsie Roll Pops, but never, ever this bad. This was disgusting and I loved it.

From all accounts, I hear she's an absolute sweetheart. She's also a very underrated feminist icon. "9 to 5" is pure genius.