Holy crap! I do hope someone with experience can answer your medical questions, but I would like to give you huge props (are props still cool? I'm not sure. I'm old). It must take a lot of guts to go through school looking like the substitute teacher. I tutored sixth graders and had a late bloomer that only came up to…

My brother loves "28 Days Later" because of this. He suggested that the best zombie movies involve not fear of the zombies, but fear of each other in times of such horror. It's the sickest stuff that the people do to each other that make zombie novels and movies such a great example of social commentary.

Add on the fact that most employers pay in cash so THEY don't have to pay taxes on it, the selfish prigs. Not to mention that household workers are grossly underpaid and underprotected.

I liked the comment, but I confess that I just hearted you for your name.

I love Botox threads because they allow me to once again share my horrifying Botox story. :)

Giant warning labels for allergen ingredients as well. They're good about nuts and dairy, but gluten is still hiding (as many, many, many different ingredients).

I completely agree, and your anger is 100% legitimate.

HA! You beat me to it, and you did it better than I would have.

Sorry. It was awesome. Even though the stupid plastic cuff would cut into my skin and I was a certifiable danger to anyone in a 3-foot radius, it was a blast. I wish I still had it today. :)

I knew I hearted you for a reason, even if I was a spoiled kid with a bright pink Skip-It.

1. The Color Purple, a some have mentioned already. I am a HOT MESS when I see the reunion at the end. I kind of whimper all throughout because I know it's coming.

Ew, yes, a million percent. I can't stand her.

Frozen Reese's Pieces, Dr. Pepper over ice, and Mythbusters.

This is so, so, sweet and beautiful.

Burgling sounds like something I have after I drink Jack & Coke too fast.

Burgling sounds like something I have after I drink Jack & Coke too fast.

I have hyperhidrosis and it SUCKS. It's really just my armpits but I think mine also extends to the underboob area and I get the "swits" - sweaty tits. I can't wear anything but black, really, if it's going to be touching the armpit. The new dolman-sleeve trend has been AWESOME for finding clothes, and I can also wear…

To be safe, I would go the Spanx or pantyhose route. You can also buy anti-chafing creams (Monistat's is great) that would help.

I find Shaun White irresistibly sexy. He's like the ginger version of Tim Lincecum <3.

Haruki Murakami's Norwegian Wood and The Wild Sheep Chase (along with its sequel, Dance Dance, Dance) are fabulous. Definitely my go-to book recommendation there.