Yup. Hate the man, have to applaud the skill.

Let me start off by saying that I hate LOATHE Cristiano Ronaldo with the red hot passion of a thousand suns. His stupid good looks, his stupid talent, his stupid hot girlfriend, his stupid money, all of it. This jackwagon is living MY best life, and because of it I’ll be a forever hater of all things CR.

So I was…

Yep.

Coming in 2021, the Volkswagen Torch-Bug.

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

This seems as good a choice as any...

Ford Taurus Police Interceptor EcoBoost, 365 hp, AWD, with plenty of easy mods and tunes available.

The 94-96 Impala SS

I assume there are other readers my age who grew up in Ohio.

I bet Jerry Colangelo’s wife was behind this as well.

Nice piece. Teams like Madrid have so much talent it becomes less about managerial tactics than it is about man-management, getting everyone to play (for the most part) towards the goals of the collective. Who could be a better man-manager than Zizou? No one in the team actually thinks they’re a better player than he…

Nope. It’s a different Zinedine Zidane. Common mistake, don’t worry about it.

I want him to be the Cleveland Browns next starting quarterback!

Fuck that, quarterback skills challenge all the way.

I want him in the slam dunk contest

Paula has a regular gig on NPR’s... oh, you said Show Business... Never mind.

One of the best scenes that I remember to this day was when Coach McGuirk complains of his insomnia and Melissa essentially asks him if he’s tried going to sleep. Coach McGuirk’s freakout (i.e., “Melissa, you’re some kind of genius! You’ve discovered the cure for insomnia: just go to sleep! That’s brilliant!) is…

It would be impossible to narrow down my favorite episodes of Home Movies to just 10. I would always be thinking, “But what about ‘Renaissance’ which had the King Arthur vs. Robin Hood songs?” Or what about the episodes with Mitch Hedberg because this show was what introduced me to him? Or ‘Camp’ which had They Might…

I’m not against speed limit enforcement, but using automated cameras to do it rubs me the wrong way. They don’t do well to correct bad behavior because the consequence is so far removed from the act. An officer pulling you over and issuing a citation within moments of breaking the speed limit is far more effective.…

Or you can dislike speed cameras as the craven, revenue generation devices they are, while also understanding that speeding may cause you to get a ticket.