Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

There is no “clean” HR record, really. Maris’ 61 was set in an expansion year and with a 162 game season. Bonds was set in the PED era. Ruth played against only white players, plus god knows what Ruth was on, besides hot dogs, hookers, and scotch.

Ugh. Typical glory boy. You play for the name on the FRONT of your jersey!

I’m in complete agreement with you. I do this all the time. I spot something and decide it’s not worth saving so I smash it more. Old lady’s house with the falling in porch, smashed. That old desk sitting by a uhaul, smash. That lawnmower looks like it don’t run right, smash. A person with late stage cancer, smash.…

You have to look at it from the glass half full approach. You didn’t lose a shoe, you found one.

Can I get a deal on irony today?

One less year of brutal head trauma. Way to take the W on this one Eric.

Heh. http://deals.kinja.com/

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

With a dick that powerful, she’ll just start shooting butt babies out of there.

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!

This is a Banff.

Slash military spending.

“Can’t hurt.”

Do fake heart attacks count as excuses?

The A.V. Club’s comment section will just suggest that you get any car that can run over Kinja.

Fun fact; if they win 15 in a row, everyone in Cleveland who bought windows in July from some company will get their money refunded. Seemed like a fail-safe promotion, now that company has to be worried unless they took out insurance.

We believe some people without any evidence, and don’t believe others without all the evidence in the world.

It’s a get in and get out game.

I don’t even know why he’s DMing her. Everybody knows he’s a catcher.