You’ll Shoot Her Eye Out

You can say that again.

Look at lil Lindor bouncing around all happy and wonderful I love him

That’s Kluber’s excited face

I’m 100% with you and think that we should go further and put LeBron and Bale on the USMNT together at last

Sorry brother. I guess that was the joke that went right over my head. Day drinking, hard as it is to believe, does have a few drawbacks.

Sure, but how many will be Jets’ touchdowns?

I don’t know much about Garett Bale, or soccer for that matter, but after watching Euro 2016 I have a hot take: its ducking ridiculous that Great Britain doesn’t field a consolidated team to play in the World Cup. Surely they would endure crushingly embarrassing losses with far less frequency, no?

I’m a huge fan of how this comment escalates in sentence two.

It’s pretty safe to say that anyone who utters the phrase “fake news” unironically is an asshole, an idiot, or most likely both. Fuck Dave Clawson with Ricky Proehl’s corpse.

The difference with OEM vs. aftermarket is how much labour you pay to make them fit right. I always recommend used; OE fit at better than aftermarket prices.

Please add Carbon Fiber hood with multiple NACA ducts.

Thinking back to my Autoparts slinging days...

Oil - even the cheapest oil that is API certified today is better than the stuff from 10-15 years ago. Actually this applies to most fluids.. Brake, PS, Washer, etc...

Bulbs - you don’t need those super expensive Long Life or hyper white tail light bulbs.

Ass-air did you say? I’m gonna have to start saving that somewhere....

Gonna catch hell for this, but exhaust on any modern car.

It’s ok if it’s short.

Also, AWD Sienna.

I didn’t know they have internet in the afterlife.

Or... any kind of surgery?