Remember when Paul Byrd cost like $5mil/year and represented something like 40% of Cleveland’s payroll for pitching? God, those were the bad old days.

Aunt Rose, is that you?

There are more shows about discrete fictional superheroes now than there were total shows—about superheroes or horny grannies or murder grannies or anything else!—when I was a youth.

Thanks, Obama.

COTY

Just wait until you’re forced to vacate them

The hard part is faking the heart

Many people are saying

Rodney Harrison thinks the list isn’t actually black enough

I was with you at “Browns give up”

This is not the worst idea

More stars for you

Are there any dealerships/manufacturers who treat their service staff and technicians fairly? Is it dictated by individual franchise owners, or is the culture at all driven by the car company? The techs at the VW dealership I used to go to seemed pretty happy, but a Nissan dealership I stopped at in Louisville, KY was…

Kyrie would be knocked flat

Yo why is this wizard’s hand on backwards it’s fucking with me

I’m finding it more and more difficult to believe that he and John Lynch are even related.

Honestly, even his white supremacism is a second-order thing, an artifact of the coincidence that he, himself, is white, and cannot tolerate less than personal supremacy.

Hold up. No one told me that Lynch has a black friend.

My favorite part is the doofus holding his confederate flag just right to show the “Made in China” tag to the camera.

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