Touching someone's ceiling is definitely something you don't do till AT LEAST date 7.

When you word it that way I almost feel sorry for him for Billy Zane at least had money and looks (at least back then). ALMOST.

I was messaged by a guy (who I may have responded to) if he hadn't immediately followed up with a second message practically begging me to write him back because hes so sure that we would connect well together and apparently waiting a few days before responding = rejection. I thought that was weird so I ignored him…

Don't worry I'm sure he was wearing the period-correct clothing

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

Yeah. Fixed it.

The fact that she's got such a sketchball backstory, and, as I found out this weekend from another Jez poster, looked like an entirely different person pre-surgery, it makes me sad for her. Like her whole life is just a bunch of lies.

BRILLIANT. That image is pure brilliance. Every sponsor has to get the DV meme treatment. Money is the only organ where the NFL and its sponsors feel pain.

She's detestable, but I do feel for her if a sex tape is about to be released. What I find more interesting is that it will probably blow apart her whole "I just decided to up and move halfway across the globe at 16 and become a rapper!" story. There is something so sketchy about the entire Iggy Azalea story everyone…

Because nothing meant more to the worldwide student protest movements of the late 60s than helping fuel the flames of market capitalism.

ETA: And I mean that on top of the requisite "Are you fucking kidding me right now?" that such a dumb move demands.

Hey, asshole, There. Is. No. Law. You do NOT have to show ID in California.

i assume the lapd is going to inspect any instance of a beautiful young white woman with a rich old white man, as well. right, lapd?

Beyond infuriating and the picture is just utterly heartbreaking. I can't imagine the anger and shame she felt and it makes me sick to my stomach. We should be past this degrading, racist shit as a country and as a civilization. I know the calendar says it's 2014 but lately it feels like 1814 instead.

He is her husband.

The problem is, the layout designers used a random Google image search result rather than using a licensed photo. And then they got caught. And then things got realllll awkwar.

I like to imagine that multiple black women have called him a punk and his oblivious takeaway was that they thought he was Ashton Kutcher.

A) What the fuck. You can practically see him stamping his feet via text message.