Truth. Let's focus back up there where we learn that women only orgasm 30% of the time. Perhaps we need to fix that before we try to converge orgasms.

Maybe I'm not romantic enough, but as long as we both get where we're going I don't particularly care if we arrive at the same time.

To everyone saying it is just a joke: That's the point.

"she wouldn't work" = she can't take a rape joke.

I'm not even going to be bothered trying to find the appropriate GIF, I'm so annoyed:

My secret is that I also find Daenerys boring as all get out.

There is a real problem with attitudes to teenage and almost teenage girls, when they are obviously a child abuse is considered a terrible crime but get past a certain height or cup size and people assume that she's old beyond her years and any sexual activity is consensual and weren't women married at that age in the…

Lafayette goes to work at Fangtasia. Show is basically Cheers, but with more evil awesomeness. Sookie dies in the pilot.

Oh come on, don't act like bread soaked in bacon grease wouldn't be amazing (in moderation).

he is fabulous

Truth. My gay pal had the besssstttttt (female) room mate who moonlighted as a dominatrix. They're apartment was cleaned for free by willing subs.

I bow down to anything Queen Bey does, but I wish she'd done more of a career retrospective for this performance. She was being honored for all her amazing videos over the years, and I would've loved to have seen little glimpses of those iconic moments.

It looks dry. Julia Child would have a right proper fit about this.

Maybe I'm just a little on edge about this shit lately, but it seems kind of telling to me that if you get involved in the American Prison Industrial Complex and you're white, you get a million dollar publishing deal at the end of it. As opposed to if you're black, in which case you get dead.

No one's slick as Gaston

This is Ryan Riley of the Huffington Post being marched out of a McDonald's by three police officers at gunpoint. The cops barged in and demanded that everyone clear out. Ryan and Wesley Lowery didn't move fast enough, were arrested, thrown in a cell and then released with no explanation.

How did our police become autonomous little armies?

As someone of faith (I know, it's rare. It's a freaking Jesus unicorn) I have to say I'm SO ecstatic to see Driscoll forced out. This guy was an embarrassment and incredibly dangerous to so many people that crossed his path. Good on Acts 29 for removing him.

Since you don't get to decide what ruins someone's life, #5 is not hyperbole at all. People commit suicide over rape. People go to therapy for years. I don't even think it covers what some victims face.

or idk maybe black people are tired of white people going "Hmmm I want to do something "urban" (read: black) today...Wait, I know! Watermelon! Braids! Sassy Black Girl™ expressions!"