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ashabrooke

...and I can't get a response on a dating site

As long as I have Martha, I have no need for Paula. But, butter? Butter can always stay.

For all its popularity, I don't know a single person who watches it.

This dude was also in a Sprint commercial, and is it just me or does he look like a guy from Strikeback a couple of seasons ago?

right...i would be like ummm....my parents were in the neighborhood watch...we didn't live in the city

yes i am an "urban-suburban" all of my white friends from college all grew up in trailers so when they came to pick me up once for an alumnae event they were like whhhhaaaaa success u never told us u lived in a mansion....im all like ummmm its not but ok....it just has 2 stories o.O

The original valley!

What about those outdoor malls that "re-create" small towns yet somehow erase all the uniqueness and character of small town centers? You know, with a 7-story parking lot.

I've been hearing about this shit for two days now thanks to my girlfriend, who is goddamned obsessed. She also claims that for some reason, the author refers to Gryffindors or Slytherins as "Gryffindor Hats" and "Slytherin Hats" which bothers me WAY more than it has any right to, like a persistent nail dragging

"You can't basically be functionally illiterate and colonize half the world."

I rewatched the whole movie the other day, and dead-ass, the entire film is a metaphor for black cultural oppression in the US. And everyone kind of missed it. I think I want to write an article about it.

this describes me to a T. When you discover the term be sure to let me know!

I remember once this white lady called me an urban youth which confused me because I grew up in Montgomery County, Maryland. Home of Lynda Carter and one of Hootie's Blowfish.

Dear la times

"...but I'm just an urban. What do I know?"

Why don't these people play the sims?!

That's...really expensive blow. I mean, it's been a while, but are people really paying almost $100 for a gram of coke? Or is the up charge to pay for the novelty of getting it in the mail?

"The Quickest Way to Out Yourself as a Racist."