i always knew eric would have good dick also why

i need 2 go 2 the oscars

WIPE YA ASS

true omg i rarely ever spend the money i make camgirling unless its with friends who know what i can do!!! i can make easily $400 in 3 days

really disappointed with everyone at jezebel??? how can you say you're a feminist and support the feminist cause when supporting a movie that is blatant misogyny

okay as someone who has been accidentally walking in stinging nettles for the past 2 months fuck u shailene woodley

maaaan i have been on tumblr for 5 years and this shit keeps getting weirder and weirder this is a RAPE fantasy im throwing up im gonna go reblog some pictures of the sky and relax

sad because i wanted 2 date angel haze

addiction is no fucking joke dude

this is so sad i am sad for these people even though i want breast implants i think its so sad this lady had surgery to make her eyes look western im so sad

a guy on okcupid sent me a message saying "lets do blow and get married" and i was like nah

i had a throat infection after inhaling foam from a life extinguisher (??? weird i know honestly) and when i went to the doctor she said it smelled like rotting meat.

i get high so often i can mix strains and not get a headache

IM SCREMAIN G SO LOUD

I live in CA so i got my rec a few days before i turned 19 and my friend took me to the best dispensary in the world (they closed i miss them everyday) and they gave me my first dab and i fucked up bruh bc i ate a whole brownie and then a joint and i feel asleep on my dog

IM SCREAMIN

gross

its actually a genetic thing people that find that cilantro tastes soapy or bitter in their mouth have like a genetic one up or something

does it taste like soap in ur mouth too???

NOOOO