Really, this is your solution? I sincerely hope I’m not on a flight where anyone has taken your advise.

Either you if your the boss or your boss I’m sure can handle buying a phone (One that you have more confidence in to not blow up) in the meantime, even if this means when you get a replacement Note 7 you have to try to sell your temporary device (Quite possibly at a loss) afterwards.

You may well be angry about this situation, as we all are, however I’m not entirely convinced you’ve thought this post through... entirely.