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Hotel Rwanda probably took that one a little too far though.

No love for sea otters, buddy?

Lousy smarch weather!

If Eva Green has taught us anything, and she didn't, it's that a promising acting career can be thoroughly ruined by a bad agent.
That said, she's doing Sin City, A Dame To Kill For, which should be great.

It's not that I don't like Darjeeling, it's just that it feels a bit shallow and stretched out compared to some of his other movies.
Still, it had a cobra in a novelty cage, which is nice.

DAMMIT!

Dammit!

That said, I'd be sad as hell the day George Takei passes.

You just copied Richard Nixon's list, didn't you?!

Probably whilst saving baby panda bears from a sinking battleship.

Brutally untimely. Passed on the chance to see Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros in London not too long before he died, have never forgiven myself since.

Not unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Best be careful now, we don't take kindly to gay-bashers 'round these parts!

Well, off the top of my head, Paul McCartney, Bill Murray, Stephen Fry and John Cleese.
I'd include Bowie but, as I'm sure everyone knows, he'll prove immortal and enrichen all our lives by becoming our supreme overlord and dictator in the next centuries to come.

Just not near playgrounds or petting zoos. Not anymore at least.

Seize the day! And your penis!

Not to mention his c*nt kids!

Well, glad that's out of the way then. *cancels lobotomy*

I automatically imagined the "Power of the Tonight Show"-bit in a He-Man setting.
What the hell is wrong with me?

"Yes, George is a tutor now. Tute on son! Tute on!"