Monty Python's Flying Circussss!

The problems of three little ants don't amound to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

Sean Bean reportedly took a shower yesterday without slipping and brutally breaking his neck. Excelsior!

We don't take kindly to folks who drink their microbrews quietly round these parts, buddy.

"As Tyrion waddled across the body-strewn battlefield, realising he was the last living person on earth, he tripped and fell eye-first onto a spear. "Bugger", he seemed to whisper with his dying breath."

"Awakenings encouraged drug abuse"
- Fox News

I for one would like to go out the same way I came in; naked, screaming and gushing into the light.

A taxidermist might be able to provide a slightly cheaper alternative.

Let's face it, you'd just end up blowing it all away on booze and hookers, just like the rest of us.

You leave Dickachu out of this!

Did I mention she was hot?

How 2 Train Your Dragon 2, Electric Boogaloo

Or has a tremendously creepy romance with a disturbingly hot cousin?

Still, Eddy Murphy in lizard-drag hardly qualifies as dragon.

Andy no! It's just bolognese!

And who left this basket of conspicuously erect yellow muffins at my doorstep?

Derpa derpa, Muhammad Jihad.

I got completely hooked when GOB staged his fake drug deal with the hot cops, fairly early on in the first season. The delivery of "Alright, let's deal some drugs", still kills me.

Or during alien invasions.

It hit me like Martin Short, hurled at my face by a burly giant.