Good thing you had opposable thumbs to put your socks back on. Unlike Homer.

On a scale of 1 to Rob Schneider, how would you rate your annoyance with Fox News?

Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness, yummy!

Kudos on the new job, watching La Haine, which is spectacular, and rewatching Charlie Wilson's War. Gust Avrakotos owns the shit out of that movie.

Aw crap.

It is serious. And don't call it Shirley.

We need to get this woman to a hospital!

I heard Chanel is readying a particularly radiant gown for his Oscar night.

Way to plant, Mitt.

You fat cats didn't finish your plankton; now it's mine!

Never really understood the Simpsons' fixation with Roy Cohn. Then again, I only got this suit cheap because he died in it.

Homicidal maniac or not, the man's got some undeniable screen charisma.

Oh dear God, it's everywhere!

I wasn't and you can't prove a damn thing!

Gary Vader kind of sounds like Darth's useless cousin, which is a nice touch. Thanks for the interesting yet useless trivia though, it'll go nicely into my collection.

Allow me to offer you this totally inconspicuous pie in return, good Sir Bolton.

Huh, I figured that they intended him to be his pops since Vader means Father in Dutch/Flemish/whatever.

*Waiting impatiently*

Wait, the statue of liberty?

Right you are! Still, that's a paddlin'.