But, in that case, he would’ve risked breaking both his wrists on the catch and the subsequent throw back to the infield.

1 for 4 by my count... I’m actually with you on this one.

Ah, I knew a highlight-truther truther would show up. Sorry sparky, this is scored an error, no home run on the play.

Michael Taylor: professional baseball player, who avoided breaking his wrist on a meaningless play (given the NL standings)

I picture Murray getting to the practice field this morning, taking a look out at the shitshow he’s gotten himself in to and thinking “Fuck it at least I got $24m guaranteed.”

Hell, I guarantee I’d more than quadruple that YPC.

Bring in the firefighters, we’ve got a sick burn!

Fittingly, Sal from Roxborough has a 0.52 BAC and just spelled out the perfect plan on WIP’s afternoon show.

The lady on the left is going to require some ExtremeSkins removal after her lapband surgery.

Whatever, the waiting list to get into that parking area is billions of people long.

But if you do the math, they may literally have a ton of fans there.

Actually, the saddest vines are the ones that Tarzan swung on before he discovered the loincloth.

They aren’t delivered to the victim. That’s the point of the story.

i hope you get accused of something that you could potentially be innocent and you get fired from your job

So guilty until proven innocent? No thanks.

I completely agree. The thing that throws me the most is none of that makes any sense. A person tampering with the kit certainly wouldn’t then go and show people that it was tampered with by leaving it out in the fucking open, but a person trying to bring tampering to light wouldn’t go and steal the fucking thing and…

It’s not Chicago, moron.

It either seems like Manziel is a detestable fucking prick or the Browns are bumbling fucks.

Isn’t 20,000 x 8 = 160,000 a year? Or did I fail math for a reason?