Christie is Scooby then, definitely Jerry’s loving, hugging, slobbering pet. Great space for hooked encounters in that 70’s painted window abductor van.

Well...... he did have a choice. If Im remembering correctly, espn chronicled the fuck out of that while seemingly making a mess in their pants at the same time. “..Philly STOLE him!...”

I don’t know how they’re going to replace it but it certainly won’t be made easier by $42 mil tied up on the training table. I think on our injury-prone big signing eagles bingo cards that only leaves bradford to go and it’s only week 3! Gonna need some new games.

Little more original for the site but top result for really any search. I like this one better:

The best I’ve got is, how the hell, in all possible youtube wandering rabbit hole bonanzas, do you come across that 3 minute video (of which I just watched the whole thing)? Most impressive part, his waterboy/note-passer extraordinaire.

Look at Stephen Jones short track record in personnel. Jerry Jones is despicable, but him disappearing will be the worst thing ever to happen to Cowboys haters.

This has already been posted multiple times on these stories. It was funny the 1st -10th time. Do better