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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

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You could have stopped after the “I’m probably a terrible fucking person” part. You’re right, you are. Houston is one of the bluest cities in the country and is majority minority.

I’m probably a terrible fucking person

Well, two of them only need to outrun the third.

“people need to learn what the Confederate flag really stands for it doesn’t stand for slavery”

Nope, no racism here. We had a black president, so it’s all gone now.

Daaamn! Who’s teaching white women to fight these days? That shit was brutal.

How this man isn’t our current Treasury Secretary is one of life’s enduring mysteries. We’d have been in good hands with him and Fed Chairman Jim Cramer.

I’m starting to think Lenny Dykstra might not be the most stable guy in the world.

I didn’t vote for him, but yes, I’m making more money and my asset holdings have increased nearly 6 figures...

He did it because people told him not to. The man is not a mystery. He’s just an asshole.

No other comments needed. Shut this Kinja down.

Fucking moron.

Did you mean the width of a football field? Unless the NFL has started downsizing?

Gout suuuuccckkkkksssss.

Not able to fully watch the video right now (at work), but scrubbed along the progress bar and didn’t see gout mentioned. Therefore, the list is incomplete.

Today I Didn’t Learn: who Clay Travis is.

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Yeah, the left doesn’t want us to see all that research on where Noah’s ark came to rest or how God filled up the ground with all those dinosaur skeletons to test the faithful.