Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.

“Hey”- Munich.

Read. The. Article.

It’s scary how natural that is for you.

Neither am I anymore, honestly.

I’m not sure if you made that up or if it is a transcript.

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

He’s so proud and red-faced. He probably thinks he’s getting 3 credits in an adult education class at The Electoral College.

good news, everyone! no one will be living on this planet soon.

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Boy. If only the GOP had a master negotiator who could come in and arrange some kind of deal. Wouldn’t that have been nice?

Most Republicans were loyal

“Floyd’s an unapologetic abuser of women and the Internal Revenue Service, while Conor is a racist dipshit”

Pence can eat my asshole, too. But Mother has to watch.

Personally, I’m rooting for the lighting rig to fall.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.