JUST TELL ME IF I HAVE TO PLAY AGAINST HIM IN FANTASY AGAIN THIS WEEK GODDAMMIT

Although he may best be remembered for his no hitter/perfect game with the Phillies, Halladay will always be a Blue Jay, especially since he was still flying south for the winter.

last-place 1990 Yankees season

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Tell me more about this musical car

Had this convo on twitter earlier.

I gotta go Uranus over Neptune. Its axis of rotation is nearly sideways! Neptune’s got nothing distinguishing it, except for being the last planet (RIP Pluto). Plus, “Uranus” joins 69 and asparagus pee in the pantheon of things that anyone who was ever 13 years old finds funny.

...the Ravens partnered with consumer genetic testing company Orig3n to give away free DNA test kits to 55,000 fans as they entered the stadium....

The plain fact is conservatives are the real snowflakes, who absolutely melt down when there is a whiff of criticism. E.g. Everyone knows their reaction to Kathy Griffin’s beheading Trump tweet, but almost unknown is that there were shirts being sold of Trump beheading Hillary at the RNC convention. Also,…

Forget the paternity test, if the child is only 14" long and exits the womb reciting Andrew Dice Clay dirty limericks, it’s his.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

While she’s entitled to her opinion, it’s safe to say I don’t see eye to eyes with Miss Sanders.

They were all doing coke right?

I’m guessing it will more like a Treyvon Martin thing — “oh, I was so afraid of the nasty homeless guy that I followed him as he was walking away and shot him twice! So afraid!”

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

To summarize: everyone in Texas that might give a shit about beauty pageants is deeply offended.

The problem with getting around in Austin is the streets change names every mile or two. If you’re not intimately familiar with where they change and to what name, you can find yourself lost very quickly.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.