You could have stopped after the “I’m probably a terrible fucking person” part. You’re right, you are. Houston is one of the bluest cities in the country and is majority minority.

I’m probably a terrible fucking person

Well, two of them only need to outrun the third.

“people need to learn what the Confederate flag really stands for it doesn’t stand for slavery”

Nope, no racism here. We had a black president, so it’s all gone now.

Daaamn! Who’s teaching white women to fight these days? That shit was brutal.

How this man isn’t our current Treasury Secretary is one of life’s enduring mysteries. We’d have been in good hands with him and Fed Chairman Jim Cramer.

I’m starting to think Lenny Dykstra might not be the most stable guy in the world.

Today I Didn’t Learn: who Clay Travis is.

Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.

“Hey”- Munich.

It’s scary how natural that is for you.

Neither am I anymore, honestly.

I’m not sure if you made that up or if it is a transcript.

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

He’s so proud and red-faced. He probably thinks he’s getting 3 credits in an adult education class at The Electoral College.

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Boy. If only the GOP had a master negotiator who could come in and arrange some kind of deal. Wouldn’t that have been nice?

Most Republicans were loyal