We found love in a ropeless place.

I doubt very much that he is “abandoned by his family.”

don’t make it out to be worse than it is, andrew - those tires are only flat on the bottom.

I would like to humbly suggest that “pushing one’s kids to excel” and “deciding before they are born that they must fulfill your own thwarted ambitions and micromanaging their lives toward that goal from birth onward” are not the same thing but are in fact quite different things.

Nothing good ever happens when the Eagles come to town.

Seriously? The Camry driver AND passenger HAD to be high! Look at them! They have no clue the biker is even standing there let alone yelling at them though honestly, the biker had an extraordinary amount of control.

Guaranteed to have a better finish than the Chargers this year.

I’m betting Heidi never got an apology.

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

I never thought I’d say this, but let’s get some more snooker stories up in here.

It’s so nice to be younger than these people because as time passes, they’ll all die off, and then I can organize a grave pissin’ roadtrip the likes of which this great nation has never before seen!!!!!!! YYEEEEEEHAAAAAA!!!!

the woman is apparently now seeking legal representation, saying that she and her family have been receiving threats because of the video.

Isn’t that the whole point of democracy, if your boss is acting like a tool?

“If your going to critique, at least be accurate.”

Plus it’s so much better when it’s nice and slow . . . .

Everybody is starving and hungry to sit in front of a camera and talk

I urge all readers to check out the Times’s original report, not just because it’s good but because it’s accompanied by a magnificent photo of the trainer.

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Katheryn, on the off chance you are reading this — it sounds like you have a book in you. Your comment quoted above speaks volumes and I would read more of what you have to say.

What is the point of rolling coal? Is it just redneck douche bravado? Do they think it impresses anyone? I don’t get it.