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Isn’t that the whole point of democracy, if your boss is acting like a tool?

“If your going to critique, at least be accurate.”

Plus it’s so much better when it’s nice and slow . . . .

Everybody is starving and hungry to sit in front of a camera and talk

I urge all readers to check out the Times’s original report, not just because it’s good but because it’s accompanied by a magnificent photo of the trainer.

I know this sucks but watching trumps idiot base slowly realize they got fucked will be fun. I have no expectation that a single one of them will ever admit they were wrong but they’ll still get screwed

Any way you slice it though, today November 8, 2016 marked a fucking gigantic biggest fucking giant step ever in the wrong direction for the American healthcare system mankind.

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Katheryn, on the off chance you are reading this — it sounds like you have a book in you. Your comment quoted above speaks volumes and I would read more of what you have to say.

What is the point of rolling coal? Is it just redneck douche bravado? Do they think it impresses anyone? I don’t get it.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Or, alternately, “The 8 onliest games for the Nintendo Switch”

Are you alright, Melania?

what kind of classless ultra douche would....

Dear Republicans,

I have these weird feeling that the people that went there deserved it... I really dont know why...

I started watching Sports center as a young child in the late eighties when it was just sports and no hidden political agenda.

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

“And in the box, Your Holiness will find a pair of khakis, God’s favorite pants.”

Which makes you wonder how safe this juice is to begin with.