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3 1/2 hour game and we get five sentences???

So are the Broncos playing the Seahawks or just Richard Sherman?

Wow, that 'hell of a game' actually did sound sincere. That surprised me.

Now I don't know what to think.

Ricky Rubio Practices Bounce Passes With SUPER RICH Little Girl WHO HAS COURT SIDE SEATS YOU COULD NEVER DREAM OF AFFORDING During Game Delay

I asked him on Twitter and it was confirmed.

Godamnit. I hate when my cynical ass sees some adorable shit like this.

To little girl: "Why are you throwing it back to the guy? The hoop is the other way!" -Carmelo Anthony

She traveled.

Oh sure, but when I dress up in a furry costume and grab a small white girl in Utah, it's all FBI this, and Amber Alert that.

Sad ending though, she was never claimed and now is the property of Mormon Enterprises, LLC.

After he spends a few minutes teaching her how to pass the ball, maybe she could give him some pointers on how to better shoot the damn ball.

And then BOOM! That mascot kidnaps the little girl!

A brother can't get credit for shit around here.

Deadspin used to be this awesome mens lifestyle website where you could go and laugh at your favorite athlete getting wasted or sending out a dick, see some cool highlights or something funny from last nights games ESPN would would be too prudish to show, or see some cool graphics or other statistical anomolies. Now I…

I believe the correct spelling is "turnt up."

It's not an insult, but it forced Tortarella to play his 4th line guys, causing this brawl, which Tortarella would've preferred not happen. If he played his 1st or 2nd line they might've got hurt or embarrassed because of the fight. It's basically not something you do unless you have a really good reason or…

Even if I wanted to can't, simply because I cannot watch it and not see, "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

Anyone who tries to say this is not "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll" is a joy-killing asshole. Stop being joy-killing assholes.