I am this gentleman. He is me.

+1

I cried +1

I was more appalled by the emphasis on "THE University of Georgia" to be honest.

My hometown bus.

InB4 that guy jumped because he knew a new stadium was coming

Well, this comes as a shock.

Same

WOW +1

In B4 thirty thousand of you tell us they're all called cast members.

+1 million

+1 Saw him. Think there might have been two douches?

I laughed until I cried

This thread made me feel better.

+1 million

BEST comment on Deadspin? I think so.

Thought the same +1

I had to LEAVE WORK I was laughing so hard at this. +1,000

TL ; DR

THAT FAN IS ME