mets is short for metropolitans. ok?

no can do mi amore

how about some spaces in those words? man...

Why is it that all the boring, wussy European sports have really popular scaled-down versions? Tennis and ping pong. Soccer and Foozeball. The list goes on. You don’t see NFL Football having a cutesy little version or baseball either. Oh I know why. Maybe it’s because the Europeans are pansies.

Here. This should make it easier.

Yeah, I wish I didn’t have to hear him last night! He was so pushy at first. That was really uncomfortable for me and made me pretty scared. How can this man be president? He’s worse than Hitler by far. Plus, he won’t be president now, thank God. So my fears are easing a little bit this morning. Great day!

Oh hell yes! Voting registrations! I’m already registered but seriously, let’s get more people registered. I’m honestly going to try to vote more than once this year just to see if the Republicants are right about that one. Hint: they are’nt.

^my main point that everyone somehow missed

^discontinue use of word “inherently” pls

Transgendered?

Some moron just ran by my desk and bopped me in the head and said that Nate here said that Trump now has a 51.1% chance of winning this thing?

Steve Smith would smash your goddamn tacos.

I do have black friends and yes I’m a member of Black Lives Matters. Pleased to meet you. We are everywhere and nowhere. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

Don’t mess with me on politics bro I’m pretty solid here

I’m white and I can tell you what those idiots are gonna say. They’re gonna say “...I’m racist. GO TRUMP.” And other such shit.

Hey! What the hell is this? You really think it’s appropriate to send me a message of this length? Jesus

Man this guy is a complete dork. He reminds me of like a dorky Nazi.

Yeah God Man I didn’t want to have to fly that close to the sun but you know.

what the hell is with this new avadar?

annihilated. respect