Considering I can’t crack $30k for the current car after selecting the highest trim level, all options (including the $1,200 wheels), and then all the accessories (including conflicting ones like 2 sets of locking wheel nuts), something’s off.

It gets all three networks AND PBS.

V8, RWD, manual, anonymous “under the radar” styling - SS, no question

SS any day. The Automotive Gods have blessed it with that amazing V8.

On balance, I’ll take the Chevy.

Well there goes my joke.

This is all the TV you need, sonny.

Or just don’t connect it. A high end non-smart TV is hard to find.

The way I see it, if I got dick-slapped, I’d take that shit to the grave.

Is it just me or are smart TV interfaces awful, slow and buggy? Any one I’ve used has slow loading times and slow response times to user input. I always run everything through my Xbox for TV.

I was going to say the same thing.  Aside from “smart” TVs being terrible compared to a dedicated streaming device, they are not nearly as secure either, with the possible exception of Roku/TCL.  For best results, use discrete components.

Alternatively:

Step One:  Don’t buy a smart TV.

I remember a tweet saying yt people’s “locs” look like Grinch fingers and I haven’t been right since...

Umm...maybe brushing it? lol

The problem is, people seem to only do this with McDonald’s burgers. I’m guessing a regular ass burger and fries you made with shit at the store would last similarly.

This suggests the need for a longitudinal test for burger combo meals: buy meals from 6-8 burger burger establishments, taste them every five years.

“Ice-Coldness of Drink” is a mandatory category.

Texas Roadhouse? That reminds me of a story...

You missed out the best line, where he says this is a sign of “growing extremism”.

These are great! I love that they don’t just look like anime, they look like old anime.