They’re just casting the net wider, and wider. Eventually they’re going to start cannibalizing themselves.

Lentil soup in fucking mason jars. With artisan mold.

Fried Duck Bologna Tea Sandwiches, served with Iced Fructose Tea

“If you think ICE is racist—is Congress racist because they enacted these laws? Think about that for a minute.”

Money is not speech!

... I’m almost impressed at the lack of self awareness. Holy shit!

Hipsters are even weirder:

Michael, I enjoyed this article. You are a gifted journalist. As far as the subject matter, I am with you 100%. Their appropriation is so insidious (and hideous) they can claim they didn’t realize it would be offensive? Fuck them.

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ...

Meanwhile, in a multiverse...

I got excited for a second there, but referencing a wildly expensive brand new mini van is cheating. $45K for a three year old used Dodge that likely spent half its considerable mileage on burnouts? Where do I sign?!?

Facts don’t have to be original to be true.

Shh...They can’t handle the truth.

Is there anything more hipster than trying to look original, but really just being a copy?

More specifically it is a post refresh 2017+ Ford Fusion Hybrid S or SE looks like it has the 601A Sport Appearance Package.

I believe you narrowed it down: the chrome trim strip at the bottom of the window openings, the front fender badge, and the wheels all seem to match up.

Never mind, it’s a Fusion

Shut everything down until Trump nominates Merrick Garland.

In honor of Vinnie Paul who recently passed away.