Are you serious? To equate those two is classic victim blaming. You did a moving violation that carries 2 points and a small fine vs you tried to kill 2 people and changed their lives forever.....emergency surgery like that always leaves lasting pain and problems. And you call them the same. So distilled is if you…

“Sorry for passing you on a double yellow, I’d love to help pay for any hospital bills you have oh wait”

...I don’t know that not wearing gear and passing on a double yellow equate to assault with a vehicle...

Whoever programmed the animation in the front of those shorts definitely maxed out GFLOP resources.

No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

“Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and disagree with that.”
-Heath Ledger

This is clearly a DLC option they accidentally enabled on one test machine.

Because all breasts are static in the real world too and any motion they show is ridiculous.

How many players in the NBA have been as good and as likable as Steph Curry?

Turned stream on in middle of presentation. I know Nintendo isn’t the “lets have super great graphics” console. And not everything has to be super amazing graphics. But wow I thought they were showing scenes from an old Star Fox game.

I think your irony meter is broken, fella.

You could also argue that Thibs was just really great at developing late-round talent. I guess what I’m saying is that all meaning is relative and God no longer speaks to us.

You won’t be so thrilled when they have a dog kissing a tree on Kiss Cam.

True equality will only be attained when a gay man musters up the courage to propose to his partner at a baseball game. At that point, they will have become as insufferable as the straights.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?

Neither would his teammates, apparently.

When my girlfriend broke up with me a year ago, I was also already deeply depressed. So as a result I broke down completely. At work. In the middle of my store. In front of numerous customers/coworkers. From that day on until the day I quit my nickname was "Cryin' Brian."

I'd like to see you try closed captioning a Kings and 76ers game without hitting the sauce.