I’m commenting again because I still can’t believe how dumb of a comment this is and how many people on this planet are dumb enough to star this comment. Oh you, jaywalked? Well then I guess I’m justified in stabbing you. What in the actual fuck.

So speeding and crossing a double yellow is punishable by attempted murder now? WTF is this shit? You people are out of your fucking minds.

Either that dude has the biggest fucking invisible penis of all time, or I have the smallest *technically* visible penis of all time.

On an unrelated note: I solemnly swear never to find out what that pop-up video with the kids and the cardboard box is actually advertising.

San Antonio started hacking at the end of the 2nd quarter. Just sayin

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I am going to watch this on repeat forever. Smooth as butter.

ZING!