hire a professional director/editor next time

they can edit/color very quickly. especially if they think it’s important

I’m commenting again because I still can’t believe how dumb of a comment this is and how many people on this planet are dumb enough to star this comment. Oh you, jaywalked? Well then I guess I’m justified in stabbing you. What in the actual fuck.

So speeding and crossing a double yellow is punishable by attempted murder now? WTF is this shit? You people are out of your fucking minds.

It’s in the movie. I seened it real good.

Avoid this guy at a party at all costs.

Either that dude has the biggest fucking invisible penis of all time, or I have the smallest *technically* visible penis of all time.

Can’t Reddit do whatever the fuck it wants? Who gives a fuck? Fucking gizmodo doesn’t even let you post comments without their approval and no one flips their shit or threatens to riot.

I’m going to get slaughtered for this but fuck it:

Why is it that they’re allowed to show the rape of a woman and no one gets upset because that’s something that happens in the real world, but if the rape of a woman happens to send another man over the edge due to his empathy, due to outrage at the horrific nature of…

On an unrelated note: I solemnly swear never to find out what that pop-up video with the kids and the cardboard box is actually advertising.

San Antonio started hacking at the end of the 2nd quarter. Just sayin

Cool stuff! Oh and I think you should have people jump to 2:20 in the video. Not 2:30. I didn't know what to look for at first.

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This is witchcraft.

None of these are flying cars. They're driving planes.

This ten thousand dollar watch looks nerdy. Whoops. FAIL.

I'm fat. And lazy. TAKE ALL MY MONIES

I am going to watch this on repeat forever. Smooth as butter.

ZING!

I'm hoping this is satire...