Nissan has profits?  Only way I can see them have profits is if they have an instrument packing case division.

Coronavirus cutting 1//3 of Nissan’s profits? That’s a loss of what? $7.82?

Neutral: I was barely 18 when I was in the Persian Gulf war. It wasn't glitter and rainbow unicorn farts. I was terrified, and the only song that ran through my head was Disposable Heroes by Metallica.

erected on Texas’s Highway 69

FWIW
He’s a remorseful dipshit that fully acknowledges and is taking responsibility for his mistake
he’s a better dipshit than most dipshits

Every gun is loaded.

Because ignorance and insecurity makes for an easy profit.

Clearly this moron never learned the single most important rule of firearms - treat every gun as if it is loaded until you personally double / triple check.

LOL you know you’re a piece of shit when even GLAAD doesn’t give a fuck that you came out.

I am ... wait for it ... Schocked!

I keep eating Thin Mints but I’m not getting any thinner.

You decided to say screw you to a giant equipment manufactureand turn up the screws on horsepower (need so much more power) before you told them screw you and provided proof (all the proof of power). 

I can’t say it any better than Tom & Lorenzo.

I read through his coming out several times looking for inkling of remorse about what he’s done. There is so much victimization in the entire thing. I have incredible amounts of empathy about going through the coming out process with a conservative, evangelical family; it fucking sucks and getting rejected by those…

“I would have never guessed that.” - Nobody

Yeah, I’ve never had soda bread in Ireland that came with raisins in it. I’m sure it exists somewhere, but I haven’t seen it. It always frustrates me that American supermarkets rarely offer raisin-free soda bread. I don’t actually mind the raisins, but that version isn’t as flexible.

Here’s some advice from someone who’s been doing this forever.

I hate it.  But I’ll get used to it.  In fact, it’s sort of an improvement.  Actually I prefer it.  The next one after this will be terrible, surely.

I don’t get why logos are “due for updates” anyway. Unless there’s a fundamental shift in the business that muddles the logo’s message or they used some very period-specific styling in the first place, there’s no need to change something that currently works. It only makes sense when there’s a functional issue to be…

even going to work—some of them go to work, but they get better