Spare fuel for an EV:

New in town?

I don’t expect any shortages of word salad until at least January 20th.

The Turtle never moves faster than when he’s trying to stick it to Democrats.

Republicans, good-faith arguers that they are

“Ghina Virus”

Was it his long-form birth certificate? Otherwise, I’m not convinced.

That’s what she said.

He might just literally explode during one of his inane press conferences.

Understandable. It was 2.37E19 Trumpups ago.

Even money says these 200 videos are 7,298 clips on Pornhub already.

How did My Big Fat Greek Wedding make so much money?

It’s hardly worth the effort, but sure.

You’re wearing ruts in the field with all that goalpost moving, tovarish.

Bat soup.

Wait, you mean it’s socialism for the rich and big business, and rugged individualism for everybody else? Say it ain’t so!

I think it’s just the opposite - Bernie is Brazile-ing it and giving Biden the questions before the debate so he won’t fall on his face.