Spare fuel for an EV:

Kill it. Kill it with fire.

So much worse. Like, we’d have had a coordinated multinational response starting back when the intelligence community briefed her back in DECEMBER. And the global pandemic office would still be there to do it. So much worse....

New in town?

Power supplies go bad, panels crap out, backlights fail...

I don’t expect any shortages of word salad until at least January 20th.

The Turtle never moves faster than when he’s trying to stick it to Democrats.

Republicans, good-faith arguers that they are

“Ghina Virus”

Was it his long-form birth certificate? Otherwise, I’m not convinced.

That’s what she said.

He might just literally explode during one of his inane press conferences.

No, COVID-19 is not like the flu.

About 30,000 - 60,000 people in the U.S. die from the flu each year. Let’s take an average of 45,000 for comparison sake.

The flu is fatal for an average of 0.1% of the people who get it. COVID-19 is conservatively estimated to have a 2.0% fatality rate - 20 times as deadly. So assuming…

Understandable. It was 2.37E19 Trumpups ago.

Even money says these 200 videos are 7,298 clips on Pornhub already.

How did My Big Fat Greek Wedding make so much money?

It’s hardly worth the effort, but sure.

You’re wearing ruts in the field with all that goalpost moving, tovarish.