“You can’t buy personality, or respect, or your daddy’s love ... uh, what was I talking about?”

I left the hospital yesterday and went straight to vote. For Warren.

“I’m the smartest of President Dad’s three kids! Hurray!”

I dunno.  I mean, when he says “you can’t buy personality” he’s definitely speaking from experience.

Take that, Democrat party frontrunner Michael Bloomberg!

The irony here is that GM has had the ability to be the electric car leader for decades now. Ever since the EV1, GM could have pursued the electric car and advanced the technology, their only competition in the late 90's/early 2000's was Toyota for a brief moment.

This platform will underpin new cars from Pontiac AND Saturn!

leave it to GM to be two decades behind itself.

Me too. It pains me how sensible her plans are and how clearly she can articulate them AND YET, the public won’t bother to listen.

My hope now is Biden has enough pull to win over embarrassed conservatives and undecideds.

If America ever modernizes and gets universal health care, can we also get some universal sick leave?

That is a fine looking sandwich.

We are mysterious people, we steal jobs but we are lazy.

The only Sonoran hot dog I’ve ever had was served to me in the husk of an abandoned gas station Taco Bell, by a Mexican man behind a portable flat top.

Fun fact: I lived in the US for 2 years, routinely spoke my native french everywhere with friends that were here with me, stole one of y’all jobs for a while, and weirdly enough, nobody ever told me to speak english. People usually swooned and squee’d.

But sure, it’s not racist ^^

Be sure to let your sister know that her son is internalizing her hate. 

“Oh, but we were drunk!”

My white sister up in Maine, who is generally left-leaning, young-ish, with a half white/black son who has very dark skin, will complain about how the police treat my nephew in one breath, and in the next breath will rail against immigrants/Mexicans and how they need to get out of the country, how evil they are, and…

One of the great utilities of the comment section on The Root is you read a post like this about garbage humans doing garbage things and you shake your head wondering if it’s actually possible people are this f’ing ignorant, then you scroll down a bit and see some all caps clown saying ‘hold my beer’.

Paid sick leave.