Something something “bootstraps” something.

“So if, you know, we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better, just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work, some of them go to work, but they get better,”

meanwhile my work is telling someone to come in when they have a fever of 103+. I don’t think they have the virus but either way stay the hell home

Nissan has profits?  Only way I can see them have profits is if they have an instrument packing case division.

It’s so great that these elder statesmen have the financial flexibility to stay at home for two weeks.

Coronavirus cutting 1//3 of Nissan’s profits? That’s a loss of what? $7.82?

Neutral: I was barely 18 when I was in the Persian Gulf war. It wasn't glitter and rainbow unicorn farts. I was terrified, and the only song that ran through my head was Disposable Heroes by Metallica.

erected on Texas’s Highway 69

Cue the right winged fucknuts who will say this CPAC patient zero was a deep state operative whose task was to infect as many high profile Republicans as possible.

I really hope the coronavirus runs rampant through the CPAC assholes. That would be some poetic justice

CPAC:

“It’s gonna be very interesting to see what happens because of this coronavirus,” Gosar said in a video posted to YouTube. “It’s really hampering trade from China, so this is an opportunity for America to shine. Our manufacturing, our services, all those things we can build on.” 

What really is underwear but a mask for your butt.

Depends.

If I wear a mask on my butt, will that prevent me from contracting Coronavius if I sit on a chair that was sneezed on by someone with it?

FWIW
He’s a remorseful dipshit that fully acknowledges and is taking responsibility for his mistake
he’s a better dipshit than most dipshits

Every gun is loaded.

Because ignorance and insecurity makes for an easy profit.

Clearly this moron never learned the single most important rule of firearms - treat every gun as if it is loaded until you personally double / triple check.

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