You think so small, Roli. Two days from now I’m launching the first manned mission to Mars. How hard can it be?

Society lives in fear of what they don’t understand? We’re afraid of letting people roam around with loaded weapons because we don’t understand your “culture”? You’re the psychos who are so afraid of encountering a terrorist attack in the produce section you feel the need to carry a loaded gun to go to the eff’n…

I’ll fly you there in my 747. The hospital has a helipad on top, right? Gotta land somewhere.

Wonder if this guy gripes about how the libs use that Thunberg girl to further their climate change hoax.... 

Just in case you wanted the honest answer to the question...

So just because one person has been taught how to do something properly, and does it responsibly, means everyone should be able to do the same unchecked?

They ain’t really dead till you put 30 rounds into ‘em. Plus it tenderizes the meat reeaal goooood.

Yeah we’re all very unreasonable to be concerned about a small child carrying deadly weapons around.

Why on earth would you use a semi-automatic weapon to kill deer? 

Wanna see an SNL article not about Pete or the news anchor guys someday, all just “Cecily Strong shows up to work regularly, does good job, does not look like a candy cane with a bunch of tattoos on it.”

Hey, Hand That Feeds Me! Come here a sec!

Yes, it is. First, the chickens are huge, far bigger than anything you’ll get at a grocery store. And second, they’re damned good.

You can’t find 1/4lb hot dogs for $1.50. The things are huge.

And there’s the new name they should us for their ‘brand: H&M. I bet nobody else is using it...

The also lose money on their $4.99 rotisserie chicken. They’re just loss leaders to get you in the door. But as someone mentioned above, their profits come from the membership fees. They only strive to break even on their sales.

With blackjack...? ... And hookers?

I’ve sold tickets at a brewery celebrating their anniversary.  The “ticket” was a $2 donation that got you into a party with bands, special release beers, guest food trucks, etc.  The number of people who said “if I don’t want to watch the bands, do I still have to pay $2" was astounding.

It seems Costco wants its membership to have its privileges... like $1.5 dogs and soda.

My family used to have a bar that featured live music. The easiest way to pay for those bands, consisting of actual, live, talented human beings, was to charge a modest cover. I never had a problem turning away the cheapskates that wouldn’t pay the cover, which was far less than a movie ticket. Those kind of customers…

That kind of lux just ain’t for them.