$100 says he didn’t write that Tweet because the last movie he saw was Debbie Does Dallas.

“Understandable, he can’t read.”

“Can we get ‘Gone With the Wind’ back, please?”

The real enemy here is the bossman.

I don’t understand why people are acting shocked and treating this as a pivot on the practice of tipping. This isn’t anti-tipping advice, this a statement advocating WORKER SOLIDARITY.

Wow thanks for the flash back to my teen years staying up late to record Doctor Demento.

“i don’ kno’ nuthin ‘bout birtin’ babies!!!”

On the bright side, he clearly picked one with extremely cringworthy racism.

“Can we get ‘Gone With the Wind’ back, please?”

Oh boy Salty telling someone not to tip. This is going to rock some people’s world views.

Her two kids, in high school, they tell her that she’s uncool.

Bloomberg looked like a kid who forgot to unthaw the chicken and heard his mom’s keys jingle in the door when Warren read him for filth 😂😂😂

I use mine to root for truffles.

CP at any price. There are so many red flags on this one it is like a Soviet Parade.

Sounds like she’s the next contestant on “Jesus Christ, Have A Fucking Filter.”

I hate crows too.

Maybe I’m particularly sensitive to it, but both the pre-chopped garlic and the bottled citrus juice have a chemical aftertaste to me.

I don’t know why anyone would complain about life handing you lemons. I love a handout!