I find that 5 to 7 years for recovery works best.

That century was just warmer, you know?

All said and done, Trump’s presence didn’t change one mind or net him one vote. I can say with some confidence that increase in ratings (which, thanks to karma and poor scheduling choices, NASCAR couldn’t capitalize on) was from people who were already fans of Trump.

While on paper that is great because fuck private medical insurance companies, there are also a lot of people that work for those companies that would be out of a job.

Europe spent a couple hundred years telling their religious wackos and misfit toys, “You’re unhappy here? Just fuck off to America, then.” and now they’re wondering how our country got so damn crazy.

You are probably right and they should probably stop calling it Medicare because Medicare has an undeservedly bad reputation.

Let’s talk about Pannukakku, bay-bee, let’s talking about you and me, let’s talk about all the breakfast and the good things that can beee.

Exactly! I even keep the cooked pancakes in a warm oven until I finish the batch so everyone’s pancakes are warm. I’m not making a decorative board with them!

One of my friends posted this on facebook and I will respond here as I did there.

great word, thank you for that. 

‘Joe versus the Volcano’ was the ultimate Hanks/Ryan/Abe Vigoda movie.

Makes it impossible to do his job??? His job is to read Trump’s tweets and then do what they say. His job is to be Trump’s fixer and bagman. He’s great at his job.

I thought it was his never-performed “The Maiming Of The Crew”.

And Rio Bravo was, of course, an homage to Shakespeare’s bloodier first draft of ‘Much Ado About Nothing’.

If it means seeing Macavity take a shotgun shell to the face, I’m in.

And they totally eat your braaaa-iins...

This has William Sadler AND David Patrick Kelly AND George Wendt??

This is just Cats with updated CG. Every week they change it. Next week it’s going to be Emma.

2nd thought: What would I do if there was a Hardees next to a Popeyes? Would the laws of nature allow it?