“As for the West Linn Police department, they’ve refused to admit any liability”

They can’t break with the precedent from the landmark case of La-La-La-Can’t-Hear-You v. Mom.

You shouldn’t be able to settle out on the stipulation that you don’t admit fault. That shit don’t jive with me. 

“what has to be the queerest comic book movie to date”

It’s becoming obvious that the donor class is pushing certain people because they’re afraid that an actual populist would cost them money. Populist rhetoric gets people elected, the difference is that they suspect that the people with the most populist rhetoric will actually keep their promises and get the people to…

Also see Trump.

I think Legion/Umbrella Academy have moments where they get there (though only one is Marvel).

[Stares fixedly into the camera]

*pushes glasses up on nose

Klobuchar benefited from always being in the second tier of candidates so nobody was really coming after her. Combined with Iowa and New Hampshire being majority white and here we are. And to be fair a moderate who is not familiar with her past career as DA and some of the stories about her mistreatment of staff may…

Voted for a guy who can’t write a 5th grade level for President?

I’ve stopped eating sandwiches ever since the plague struck Sandwich, Kent in 1564.

Really? You been living in a Chinese quarantine hospital? Been hackneyed for years now.

I started to question the necessity of this piece, then remembered President Bone Spurs and his mouth-breathing followers...

Damn this is beautiful and shows how to be a real parent.

Is that really that far feteched? My wife constantly complains about me not eating her.

The cow wants to be eaten! Douglas Adams (tad long, apologies)- A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox’s table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips.

A vegan ought to know better than to start a beef. 

I am in favor of requiring all federal-level political candidates to pass the civics test — with scores publicized — as a prerequisite for filing.